20:16 February 2, 2011

Two guys are pass by a playground when they see a kid's merry go round.

"I bet you can't push anyone I put on there," said the first guy.

"I bet I can!" said the second guy.

So they put on kids, adults, fat guys, and, sure enough the second guy had no problems. "Give up?" he asked.

But the first guy pulled over Jesus on put him on. The second guy pushed as hard as he could and the merry go round wouldn't turn.

"Okay," he said, "But that's Jesus. I mean, seriously, he probably used his God powers to stop me."

"Fine fine," said the first guy. This time he picked Mohammed and put him on. Again, the second guy couldn't turn it. "I don't know what's going on here," he said.

"I have an idea," said the first guy. Nostradamus got on. The second guy pushed as hard as he could but, once again, he couldn't turn a prophet.