Bumperstickers:
all of these are SO copywritten by me its not even funny (*) and you agree to pay me money and worship me if you use them in a commercial venture. Someday, I might even have a car to put them on.

Criminal violence is my anti-drug

I was part of the borg *before* it was cool

I just unlocked the "Global Genocide" badge on foursquare!

the revolution will not be tweeted

Terrorism: the new communism

Kill a Creationist -- do evolution a favor

Nihilism: the anti -ism -ism

Redheads: the blonds of the 21st century

My other car is ALSO a BMW

ungame the system

Please keep all Gods on leash

I stand for everything you hate

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