So this guy says, "It sucks man. I need to be awake and alert for the
next 24 hours."  His friend is like, "What you need is some trucker's
coffee."  He says, "I've never heard of that. What's trucker's
coffee?"  His friend says, "Trucker's coffee is regular coffee with
crystal meth in it.  Can I get you one?"  The guy says, "Sure, sounds
good. But could you make it a decaf? I don't want to get too spun
out."