"The only education I ever got was from the school of Fort Knox."

"You sold me under the bus."

"Its like taking a kid from a candy store."

"I'm gonna have to stand by my guns on this one."

"It's a no-brainer if you think about it."

"I really screwed myself in the foot."

"Fuck you and the whores you rode in on"

"We were eye-crossed lovers."

"I was working as a bouncer.  This guy was talking real rude to some
of the waitresses.  I had to 69 him right there.  I just couldn't
stand him talking to a lady that way."

"Like a canary in a gold mine"

"I'd say it again, but I don't want to eat a dead horse."

"Hey, don't worry about it, it's water under the fridge."

"Ya know what they say, you can eat more flies with honey than you can
with vinegar."

"Forget it, that train has sailed."

"Don't kill yourself.  You'll only regret it later."

"You're barking down the wrong alley"

"I got a job interview so I need to get dressed up, wear a tie...and I
don't know if I can remember how to do a half-Nelson."

"You're a regular eggs benedict arnold."

"The stinky wheel gets the grease."

"She's not the brightest bulb in the fountain."

"I'd come with you two, but I'd feel like a third rail."

"You're a regular Hubert Einstein!"

"Its like the blind eating the blind."

"I'd take that advice with a pillar of salt."

"It's like a bull in China town."

"I'm like a fish without a paddle."

"The cobbler's children have no feet."

"She made me jump through hurdles for her."