Esther's Orbit Room Esther's is the last vestige of a time when music brought hip Terrans, transdimensional entities, and precogs to Seventh Street, a nexus between the rusted railway vestiges pumping ships of merchant marines with decades of faces altered only in attire. Like a wormhole retellilng of the passage to Avalon, it is said that the mist has grown thick between waking daze that darts the eyes with shuttered stores, ghosts of rememberence beyond the bright rain-refracted light sealing people to that space between clock ticks past the gray fading tilted trajectories of fallen photons. It is said that it hangs on the edge of forever. Drinks are served strong with music that makes your eyeballs pop out of your head, leading one to really wonder if that tentacle was in fact moving and was, in fact, attached to that, well, "man" (or woman, whatevs) stretching out of the substantial. There are the most attractive aliens of any club this side of the stratosphere. Be there or be a hypercube, earthling! A non-countable number of dance rooms, from the popular Cube Room to the Warp Chamber, play a sycopated dissonance of concordia dotted with the pops and beat frequency whistles the color the ocean of warm background static that have become the mainstay of the musical school. Esther personally invented the genre of space pop: true fact. She wasn't satisfied by the dynamic range limitation and lack of holographic instrumentation (e.g. the thermin of industrial rock and dubstep. The hermetically insulated club features steep pressure gradients supported by bent spacetime that allows strong shock architecture normally beyond the capacbility of terrestrial orchestration. Esther is also credited with making the first Marstini: two shots of vodka; dry ice; water ice; campari; grenadine; and a touch of iridium. Also the Neptunian Retrograde: everclear; French vermouth; blue caracao; a splash of absinthe; stirred with heavy water. Delicious, but it's a guaranteed hangover, let me tell you. And let's not forget the Magillat of Esther. Only known of the six ingredients is orgeat. Some rhomboids say Esther's is closed. Pathetic earthlings! You think so three dimensionally! Esther's will always be open in it's famous locale in spacetime. Obvie. Is that the past, you ask? If that's how you got to think about it to comprehend it, whatever. I'm going there tonight and trying out the ultraviolet reflection on my chromataphores. Maybe Cleo Brown will play with Bowie. If you think I'm going let a little mental block like linear spacetime prevent me from seeing that, maybe you should go bang a few rocks together. If you have a pet, note that space dogs are always welcome.