= The Last One =
: A pawn stars fan fic

[Synopsis: a customer brings in his black hole generator, but is it too
hot for Rick to handle?]

[customer walks into shop. Hes carrying a small a small black
globe. Rick is at the counter with the old man] 

Rick: what have you got there?

Customer: this will generate a small black hole

Rick: hahaha!

[cut]

R: so how does this work?

C: you press this button right here, and it implodes at a
supercritical velocity sufficient to generate an event horizen 

R: are these like so small you cant even see?

C: heh. Well, if i set it off now, it would engulf the Earth

Old man: o mai gawd!

[cut to old man]

Old Man: I don't really know what a black hole is, but if what Rick
and the customer are saying is true, I don't who would make such a
fool thing.

[cut to rick]

R: this is way too dangerous.  We could turn it around like that, but
i dont feel like being crushed to a singularity if someone set it off.

[back to shop]

R: isnt that a little dangerous?

C: well, yeah

R: were you looking to pawn it? Sell it?

C: sell it

R: how much you want for it?

C: i think its easily worth two billion. [Now: $2,000,000,000]

R: well, we dont have that kind of money. And we dont carry modern weapons.

C: its a future weapon, actually

R: well, we dont carry future weapons.  Haha. [getting serious] its
just too much of a liability. Plus i dont even know who i would take
this to. 

[ cut to rick]

R: i dont know much about quantum physics and I wouldn't even know who
to call about this even if I wasn't worried about having something in
the shop that could destroy the world.  It looks seriously high tech,
but I don't know if it generates black holes or if he made it in his
garage or something and I do NOT want to test it.
Anyone know Stephen Hawking's Number? Hahaha!

[cut to shop]

Old Man: Rick, its a pig in a poke.

R: I'm going to have to pass. [Now: $0]

C: You're not even going to make me an offer?

R: No.

C: How about this [holding the device with his hand on the button]...
I'll give it to you for $50,000 and I won't
demonstrate it for you right now. [Now: $50,000]

R [thinks about it]: Okay, done.  Corey, write him up.

[cut to Rick]

R: I didn't really want the thing, but I did NOT want to get sucked
into a black hole! hahaha

[cut to customer]

C: I was hoping to get two billion dollars for my black hole source,
but I guess that was unrealistic.  I'm happy to get the $50,000. It
will help me start work on a new time machine.

[begin to roll credits.  Chum Lee is carrying the device in storage as
Corey follows him behind]

Corey: Careful Chum, don't destroy all life as we know it.

Chum Lee: Relax. I know what I'm-

[The device slips out of Chum's hands and hits the floor on its
button.  The screen goes black]