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  • Charlie St. Cloud 2: if you're thinking ... of playing ... catch ... with your ... dead ... brother ... ... DON'T!. See a full movie review at my friend's site: negativelee.com
  • An open letter to both Hanna and Barbera
  • OED CUTTING ENGLISH, radio broadcast of a news report
  • Welcome to Cafe Platitude
  • Al Pacino is... SCARFFACE
  • Emo Phillips is Blood Uncle: some things are best kept in the family
  • Cheap Shots! basically bad one-liners
  • A birthday card from Frank
  • The wisdom of Joey Martinelli
  • The new Newyorker cartoons
  • In an airplane: [mp3] [text]
  • evidence of craiglist's w4m dirty little secret (you must be 5'9'' or above to ride this ride)
  • All Your Base Are Belong to bin Laden Now, you have to pay Bush and Cheney to get them back.
  • How did the Kerry vs. Bush debates go?
  • Stories from The Blackadder of Berkeley
  • Test
  • From the makers of GATTACA...
  • 80's action movie lines!
  • You're doing it Wong
  • Andrew Bird vs Fred Willard
  • not very funny images
  • not very funny images from other sites